The Couch of a Million Farts

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An outrageously silly picture book about a family’s beloved couch and the wide array of farts it collects over the years!

This couch has supported all kinds of butts, and even more kinds of farts: trumpets, toots, and squeaks by everyone from grandparents and birthday party guests to even one of Santa’s reindeer! But who could have guessed that the couch was absorbing every single fart? Now that it’s bursting at the seams, there’s only one thing left to do: let it rip!
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$16.99

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$22.99 CAD

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  1. Hardcover $16.99 $22.99 CAD
  2. Audiobook Download (Unabridged) $14.99

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Mark Sweeney

About the Author

Mark Sweeney is a writer, husband, and father of two. He’s spent 30 years in the advertising industry, writing commercials for some of the most iconic brands in the world. He now resides in Novato, CA with his family, writing children’s books and helping his wife Gina write children’s songs for her musical history YouTube channel. The Couch of a Million Farts is his debut. 
 
Jennifer Harney has illustrated several picture books, including The Secret Life of Dog Toys by Kelly DiPucchio, This Is Not a Sleepy Bear Book by Brian Gehrlein, and How Dinosaurs Went Extinct: A Safety Guide by Ame Dyckman. She is the author and illustrator of There’s a Pony in My Apartment!, Underwear! and Swim, Duck, Swim!. Jenn lives in Cleveland, Ohio, with her husband, her daughter, a corgi named Steve, and the ghost of the oldest living goldfish in North America.

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Jennifer Harney

About the Illustrator

Jennifer Harney has illustrated several picture books, including This is Not a Sleepy Bear Book by Brian Gehrlein, How Dinosaurs Went Extinct: A Safety Guide by Ame Dyckman, and How to Become a Knight (in Ten Easy Lessons) by Todd Tarpley. She is the author and illustrator of Underwear! and Swim, Duck, Swim!. Jenn lives in Cleveland, Ohio, with her husband, her daughter, a corgi named Steve, and the ghost of the oldest living goldfish in North America.

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